Name, Title

Coming soon

to your city, or a city near you. Unless you live really far away from civilization, then I guess you're screwed. Of course you could have special powers which allow you to transport through a wormhole in this prison we call space and time, and appear front row at one of my shows. Or you could just uber, ride a donkey, or hitch a ride with dirty dave, your crack addict sister. However, that may raise questions about your sisters name and what she identifies as.